Ok so during the scene with Kurt trying to get Elliot to eat the cucumber sandwiches, I kept thinking
This is what he’s going to look like when he’s meeting his daughter’s boyfriend for the first time. Like
"So. I hear you’re taking Samantha to prom?"
"What exactly are your intentions with our daughter?"
"Uh huh, uh huh, and you know she’ll need to be home by ten right?"
I just. I can’t unsee it.
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.
i am fucking sick of people right now. i just deleted a former friend on facebook. i will not fucking tolerate you wanting to “turn ellen page back around” because you think she’s fucking hot and i will not tolerate your usage of the word “gay” in the wrong fucking context in every second post
i should have known years ago when you first started asking me all those bullshit questions about my sexuality, but i thought that you were just ignorant because you were uneducated
i let you be in the lgbtqap+club because i wanted you to get some perspective
but now i see you’re just a harmfull fucking jackass